leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

dating and relationships are the ultimate “you cringe you lose” compilation

sounds like a joke post but unironically one of the first hurdles to forming healthy happy relationships is to learn to suppress the impulse to go “eww lame” about stuff that partners or potential partners are into.

the chances of meeting someone who isn’t into at least a few things you think are really really lame is very slim, and instead of chasing after the dream of meeting somebody who only, exclusively, likes stuff you also like, it’s better to just like. learn to be more chill about people liking stuff you don’t, and hope that they’ll return the favor and be chill about you liking stuff they don’t.

shencomix:

wardenapproaches:

Daily checklist of affirmations:

1. Nothing wrong with me
2. Nothing wrong with me
3. Nothing wrong with me
4. Nothing wrong with me

medusasstory:

sexysilverstrider:

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

transmeowgynistic:

Based

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

Hate hate hate how when I get angry there is a physical reaction but it’s not glowing eyes or growing claws or something it’s crying. This feels unfair.

soheos:

soheos:

Men shalt pay 150 yen in silence

Something very biblical about this

“tah i think your adc is dying” nah she’s fine she’s just doing that for attention

reposting this duck with her pink drink bc the op was a terf but i would like to continue seeing the duck and her pink drink

nevereacheaven:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

FOR ME BABAYYYYYYY