Still one of my favorite jokes of all time
A frog hops into a bank and goes up to the desk of the teller Patricia Black. “Hello,” says the frog. “I’d like to take out a loan for $100,000.” Miss Black seems shocked, so he adds, “Don’t worry, I can pay it back. My father is Mick Jagger.”
Finally, the teller agrees and asks the frog, “Do you have collateral for this loan?”
He places a tiny, perfectly-sculpted ceramic unicorn on the desk.
Baffled, Patricia Black calls her supervisor in. He takes one look at the situation, looks at her, and says…
…WAIT FOR IT…
“It’s a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
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