March 2012
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Also I have decided that when I get my own house I am going to keep emergency kittens on hand in case of bad days
Brilliant plan
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FACT: Bisexuals never wear underwear in case of...
February 2012
swaywolf13 replied to your post: Tah wll get sympathy when following drabbles are…
Could be worse…your fans could deny you your caffeine/sugar fix until it’s all done :P
Wait I’m confused how would killing me inspire me to write?
fawks asked: Tah wll get sympathy when following drabbles are posted : jessie in a sex shop. lexi julie horny werwolf day ting that was promised. and dominatrix jessie. until then. NO SYMPATHIES FOR YOU. and dont thimk i ll forget. i am british. we hold grudges forever.
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Gambling at work
You’d’a thought I’d’a learned by now that I’m awful at russian roulette
fawks asked: I don't think you fully appreciate your mind invasion that you've successfully caused over me. I mean whenever you even mention or like in passing that you're writing anything it's like a sudden attack of ALL THE FUCKING FEELS IN MY EXCITEMENT. It's unreal. Damn you tah. Damn you to hell. but with love.
Help help I’ve been kidnapped and they’re forcing me to write a dominatrix!Jessie drabble
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
deactivated2012324-deactivated2 asked: Okay, but I won't go all TMI. I'm weird about privacy like that. Least favorite color? Favorite college class thus far? Funniest thing you've seen all day? Road trip! Where are you going and who with? Say you and Tah's Future Spouse are suddenly having a kid, do you hope for a boy a girl (presuming no gender identity issues are involved)? Aaaaand post a picture of...
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Today my mom scolded me for charging a family friend $20 to make a custom crochet Hobbes doll
Mom
Do you realize that I have seen people charge upwards of $50 for a custom Hobbes doll
ARE YOU REALLY SCOLDING ME FOR UNDERCHARGING
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Anonymous asked: how often do you masturbate
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it’s weird when i go back to reread an open (but offline) IM conversation that made me laugh and then the person suddenly logs back in
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Guys I wrote a OneGirl-themed ripoff of I Want My Hat Back and now Tonni is illustrating it
Jesus christ
Every time I look at the illustrations I just laugh myself stupid
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Is it just me or do cats just smell really good
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“‘Red’ll be getting a new collar and leash set for her bitch,...”
– Ficcing that Jessie-in-a-sex-store headcanon and then this happened ahahaha
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cripplechoir:
im just trying to grab your attention
and by attention i mean your butt
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Tonni is the queen of tpoys
Tonni: oh i did not see that xoming
Tah: xoming
Tonni: c and s are close to z leave me alone
Tonni: ...
Tonni: close to x*
Tonni: god damnit
Tah: jesus christ
fmo: this is amazing
fmo: i am going to die from stiffling myself between the coughing and laughing
Tonni: IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY GUYS
Tonni: take a sex to breathe
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The Lion King 2 is playing
hisssssss
So I have at least two people who wanted to hear me say “howdy” in my southern accent so I thought about recording a video but I figured while I was at it I might as well say other stuff in a southern accent too
So
Anyone have any suggestions of things for me to say in my southern ack-see-unt?
Have you ever had one of Those Days where the only possible way to convey how infuriating it is is to capitalize and italicize it
Tells girl I carpool 15 minutes before that I’m ready to leave
Get a text back saying she’s on her way
Gets another text back saying she’s running a little behind
Time we’re supposed to have left, texts her again
Gets text saying 5 minutes (???)
Gets another text 7 minutes later saying she’s on her way now
…
Carpooling can just eat me okay.
I keep getting these tumblr giveaway spams
Am I going to have to slap a bitch
whimsikality replied to your post: I swear I am going to find and slaughter the guy…
The… “cuddlepuppets” jingle…?
Nope cuddleuppets :c
doctorharleenquinzell asked: I always thought CuddleUppets were kind of gruesome. How did they become blankets? Were they skinned? Were they run over by a steam roller flattening all of their innards?
lovelovelovix asked: Tah. Random Masquerade questions. 1. What if, upon finding out Keira's secret, a new pet of hers turned out to be mentally unstable? What if they were sane, but severely depressed, and only wanted to sleep and eat? 2. If Keira was pursuing someone at the Masquerade and found out they were dating someone, would she leave them alone, or would she view it as a challenge? 3. How long does a...
I swear I am going to find and slaughter the guy who thought that the “cuddleuppets” jingle was a good idea
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I still feel like shit (not as much as yesterday, but still not great either) so I decided to watch videos of kittens getting baths
Good decision
GUYS
MY SODA ACTIVIST GROUP GOT SO LOUD THAT COCA-COLA ACTUALLY SHUT DOWN THEIR WALL ON FACEBOOK
HELP
I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
The object immediately to your right is now the...
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…This meme was a bad idea, Jules. Mine is “pink plastic cup.” I’m not even gonna try to guess what that...
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So I spent like two days reading this →
And now y’all should too because one, it’s a good read, and two, Rachel makes a named cameo as a sociopathic asylum inmate
So
Go for it
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thewhoreofgondor:
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
“Put your essays on this table and then go home and start on all that work...”
– My writing professor just became my favorite professor for the day