(Tah the) Trickster Tales

officialunitedstates:

Sending a winky face is sexting and you’re going to jail

tittykaybee:

Lucca by lumi-mae
awwww-cute:

My friend takes pictures of the animals at a local shelter to try and help them get adopted. This is Oshkosh, he is part giraffe

awwww-cute:

My friend takes pictures of the animals at a local shelter to try and help them get adopted. This is Oshkosh, he is part giraffe

pyramidsandporn:

brokenponycutiemark:

Some background: I’ve worked in gaming since 1994. I’ve worked in video game QA (quality assurance) for 8 years.

This is the FINEST glitch I’ve ever seen ANYWHERE - and that includes the World of Warcraft “turn north and crash” bug I keep running into.

omfg

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

what do you mean almost

bakrua:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through

Okay maybe not ALL the rescue cats

Def all the black rescue cats tho, poor babies have to have their adoption fees cut in half before people will think about adopting them :’(

i wanna get rich and famous off my lgbt romance novels so i can buy a massive house out in the middle of nowhere and adopt all the rescue cats and take in homeless lgbt youth who need a place to crash for a little while and it’ll be GREAT

At the grocery store with about 3k of my closest friends

Gal in front of me is buying 12 tubs of butter and 2 gallons of sherbet

?????

The thanksgiving after blake and yang get together, yang goes out of her way to make sure that seafood dishes get put on the menu at their team’s dinner, given her partner’s preference to fish over turkey

Before they eat, however, they all go around the table saying what all they’re thankful for, as it was a tradition in the rose/xiao long household

It eventually comes around to blake, who considers for a moment before answering

"C’mon blake," ruby prompts after an awkward silence, "what are you thankful for?"

"Xiao long," she answers, smiling at her girlfriend. "And thanks for all the fish."

if whatever you're about to ask me has to do with cats and firemen i swear to god i will find you