and then the whole world gets swallowed by their sleeves
conclusion: don’t do that
at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want. within reason of course dont embarrass yourself
Hats are the best shoes tbh
youre going to embarrass yourself
Client: I need a profile image for my website.
Me: No problem, what are the dimensions?
Client: Square with a little bit rectangle.
LAUGHS BECAUSE CHARIZARD IS 5’7 AND SAMUS ARAN IS 6’3
My friend’s been on hormones for 8 years and she doesn’t have any of the features that the TERFs say she should have. But my cis friend is 6’1 and she has broad shoulders. It’s almost as if women come in all shapes and sizes and TERFs are misogynists upholding patriarchal standards of beauty.
Who let this bitch drive?
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.